I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
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the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
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I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
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