Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
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I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
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Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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