He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
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Oh. Im drinking alone in a banana costume. Every time youre feeling down, i want you to think of me right now and know that your life is better than mine.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
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Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
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