News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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