You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
my mouth tastes like poor choices
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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