I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
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She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
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FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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