I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
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I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
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You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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