I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
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What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
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I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
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