so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
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he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
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I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
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