I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
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I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
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i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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