even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
And the cops told us we were all naked.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
Randomize
