I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
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I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
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I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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