everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
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So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
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I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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