After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
Hi. This might be awkward, but I met you on saturday at about 330 am. I have to admit I don't remember your name, what we talked about, or various details of how I got home. What I do remember is that I was invested enough in getting your number to ask my cab driver for a pen to write it down since my phone was dead. So do you want to meet, soberer, some time?
Hey bro I think you got the wrong number I'm a dude
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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