they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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