Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
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You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
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Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
I have post one night stand depression
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
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