I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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