The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
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