OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
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She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
i've created a new STD.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
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