There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
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