At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
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