They should really pass out barf bags in church
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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