I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
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he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
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I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
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