I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
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