She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
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I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
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Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
'allo, good sire. how dost thy day goeth?
oh no. you're at that weird Renaissance Festival thing again, aren't you?
I am an inebriated elf. you may fucketh off.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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