Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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