fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
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