your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
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