I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
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