you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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