the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
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Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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