I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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