note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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