Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
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The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
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I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
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