So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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