Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
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i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
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I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
Those nachos came to me in a dream
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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