I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
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I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
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No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
Can you please stop fucking every bartender in the city? Just once I want to have a Jack and Coke without fielding questions about your availability.
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