Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
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I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
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yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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