shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
Buhtt sex?
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
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