I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
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I like how I get messages from eharmony at the same time I'm looking for a new vibrator. It's like the powers that be are just trying to make my life ironic.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
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Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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