so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
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