You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
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Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
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He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
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