its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
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