There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
The air was thick with penises
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
So I'm going to regale you with a tale of someone who went out, was fed way to many shots, got super wasted and now has a date with one of the security guards from the building but has no idea what his name is. That someone is me
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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