Are we in a gay sports bar?
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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