Alright folks.. i have made history - I just hit my 2nd PARKED car SOBER withing 6 months.. :*( wtf?!
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
You can make out without kissing
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