I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
third nipple confirmed
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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