So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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