When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
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In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
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We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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