hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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