After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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