if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
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I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
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