everyone is single if you try hard enough
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
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If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
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I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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