dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
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