I don't usually arrange sex via text message
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
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i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
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If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
