i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
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If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
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i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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