Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
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