You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
I smell stomach acid.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
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according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
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How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
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